Kristi Mahoney is the award-winning author of Alpacas Make Terrible Librarians and Owls Make Terrible Teachers – a series of books that combine humor, animal facts, and an appreciation for all “human” librarians and teachers. She lives in Massachusetts with her family and seven fur-family members.

Owls Make Terrible Teachers

The last thing you expect when you enter your classroom is that your teacher is out and the sub is… an owl?! Please BEWARE! Owls may be cool, but they make TERRIBLE teachers! You’ll be trudging through school in the middle of the night, dodging owl pellets, and don’t even ask about the field trip. Having an owl for a teacher is worse than talons on a whiteboard.

Festival Years